"He ironed all of his shirts, except for the ones he threw away." http://onemillionfootnotes.blogspot.com/
He goes through his closet, all things hung with order, by color, by style. With pride, he showers and smells good. Everything is in it's place. No clutter, papers to the trash, even ones that should get filed. His car gets cleaned weekly, even when it's still clean. The four wheeler has to go through the car wash after going mudding. This goes here, and that goes there. Just they way he likes it. Sneakers are bright white, for if there's a spot it gets cleaned with a magic eraser. Jeans get ironed, won't leave the house wrinkled. Anything with a spot, or slightly out of date gets thrown away. Today, he ironed his shirts, the ones he decided to keep.
Sincerely,
~OCD
I think this works better for week 11 if you leave out the 'sincerely OCD, which seems a little too specific and doesn't allow the reader to draw his own conclusions.
ReplyDeleteOTOH, the strangeness of that close is very much a week 10 alienating technique and appreciated as such.