Thursday, May 3, 2012

Week 9: Prompt 42A. Try one of these: Subtotals

Number of apartments lived in: 6, Number of homes owned: 2, Number of cars owned: 9, Number of times went skydiving: 0, Number of pairs of jeans own now: 3, Number of pets: 1, Number of pairs of shoes: 4, Number of fire pits dug: 2, Number of times hair colored: 31, Number of times played draw something: 52, Number of times told someone off: 12, Number of times had stitches: 4, Number of times went fishing: 3, Number of times given birth: 4, Number of other births witnessed: 2, Number of times stained shirt: 36, Number of times slept in car: 4, Number of college exams taken: 192, Number of classes missed: 3.  Number of times cried 2,362. Number of mistakes made: 876, Number of mistakes learned from: 124, Number of time eaten lobster: 67, Number of times drank beer: 11, Number of times drunk: 14, Number of hockey games watched: 45, Number of wrestling meets attended: 12, Number of times coached: 2, Number of times drove scooter: 14, Number of times caught speeding: 23, Number of tickets: 3, Number of anxiety attacks: 67, Number of countries visited: 2, Number of times frustrated with kids: 9,786 x 4, Number of times tell kids I love them in a day: 4, Number of times given advice 21,432, Number of times received advice: 2,146, Number of times taken: 6.  Number of blonde moments: 642, Number of doctor visits last 2 years: 0, Number of diets tried: 62, Number of diets failed: 61, Number of pounds lost: 70.  Number of times broke a nail: 42, Number of vacations taken: 18, Number of times said "told you so": 87. Number of times I wondered other subtotals I could use: 31.

1 comment:

  1. Exactly what I look for in this prompt: a portrait emerging from a series of tiny dots, few probably actually accurate though all quite true.

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